Circus Brown's Not A Side Show

So tonight local news interviewed Orrin Hatch and asked him what he thought about Obama winning and he shuddered to think about how terrible the future would be. I myself am not a completely blind follower of anyone, but I do think that things will become better, how could they get any worse right? Orrin thinks our Constitution is hanging by a thread, is that what we really want a so called leader to believe? Nice fear tactics Orrin, isn't it about time you made a bold new stand against flag burning?

Tonight McCain pulled off what was probably his best speech since 2000, and it was moving to hear him actually speak from the heart, an organ Orrin no longer has. John asked for unity, while Orrin thought of building a wall around Utah.

Now I'm not going to get into politics about how good or bad Senator Hatch is, this isn't a political blog, this is about music and what I'd like to point out to everyone today is how incredibly terrible Senator Orrin Hatch's music is. Folks behold Utah's worst musician:

Hatch Music dot com thats right 9 unlistenable albums SIX of which are NEW!

Folks I don't care if you would rather pull bong rips to "My God is Love" or getting yer rocks off means bumping "Christ was Able" while being auto-asphyxiated. It's just not my thing, I just want to put this out for everyone and let them know that out of more then 1000 local Utah musicians EVERYONE is better then our Senator. I think the atrocities of what he's said trying to fight the inevitable doesn't even compare to the atrocities of what he's created in the studio. Now is the time for Unity and I ask all of you to unite and boycott every piece of art Orrin has ever put out to the masses.

Orrin I will work for the rest of my days to better our community, a job you were elected for but for some unknown reason fight against and ignore. Senator our country has made a decision and you have as well, I hope you enjoy staying stuck in the mud, I will forever be disgusted by your music.

I'm Circus Brown and I approve this message.