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The Jazz Bandwagon is getting pretty crowded

Imagine if you will that your friend has a great idea for a new drink. Now imagine that this drink consists of a 3 oz. glass of Bacardi O(h), sounds semi-okay so far right? Now imagine part 2 of this drink is a Popsicle stuck in it. Now imagine that the conveyance of getting this booze into ones system is by way of licking it off the Popsicle.

My friends I give you the Cocksicle, a non-manly drink that should only be enjoyed by groupies in Warrant videos.

Friends don't let friends drink Cocksicle... unless they are hot, young, and shooting a music video.

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