Circus Brown's Not A Side Show

I'm starting to have a serious problem with my fantasies. You see, I'll be dreamin' away some sweet ass fantasy then I get to a point and realize I need something, like lets say a towel. So then I have to go back to the beginning of my fantasy, and somehow work in remembering to grab a towel, or say condoms, or holy shit, I'll need a drink after I do that. So anyways Abby, honey, its totally fucking with my head. If I have a really good day dream going then all the sudden I wonder, shit, how did I get to this elevated state? Ok, time for a dream-prequel. FUCK! Ok, so this is how I got to this Romanesque celebration, oh shit, I forgot to bring a towel. No shit they're making cheesecake bites at Sonic and they come with strawberry dipping sauce, damn I'm going to need a towel. Seriously I like the way this sentamagraph is shaping up, from here on out, fuck the punctuation and spelling. Really next thing we're going to need is a chocolate cake bite with a German chocolate coconuttylicious dipping sauce, yeah baby I'll feed these to ya yer the only one for me yeah you like that want some more dipping sauce FUCK now I need a towel. How the hell did we get in this Corvette anyways? Oh yeah thats right the lottery. But if I won the lottery and I bought the ticket in California then how the hell did I even hear about the numbers winning? If I called the lottery commissioner and told him I won then would I be the target of a hit man on my flight back to Cali? How come all these people are cheering for me when I get off the plane? So they bought tickets just to get through security and cheer a lotto winner? They want my money don't they, wait I got all this sweet sweet lotto money so why was I even feeding that skank in my new corvette? Oh yeah, I totally got her some plastic surgery, wait wouldn't she be in bandages still this soon after me winning? Bandages? Bandages? Oh yeah thats hot, now I need to go back and get me a towel. You'd think if I won the lotto I'd totally have a hot towel dispenser right? So what would her name be? Maybe someone I know? Not her she'd be the lamest towel dispenser. Just how many Harry Potter movies have I missed? You call that a wand? Damn I hate having a room right next to the elevator, wait Abby I own this hotel now so I'm knocking off the top floors and turning it into a bungalow, oh for fucks sake just cuz this place has a decent bar I'm not going to buy it and level it, well maybe I will cuz damnit honey these towels aint hot enough! Bad dispenser, BAD BAD BAD Towel Dispenser!

Thanks for listening Abby, I'll hang up and listen fer yer response,

Fantastically-Challenged on Bristol