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So you like Soy huh?

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Ever seen that is to say you sawr one of them Soy Milk makers? Its like a tiny electric cow but without all the methane, and all it eats is soybeans. If yer feeling a bit hungee come on down to the Veg Fest (pictured above, duh!) and mack down on some tofu dogs, tofurkey, tofloaf, soyicken, and my favorite pulled BBQ tofu sammiches!!!

I'll be there handing out info packets on my latest project "The Vegan Sushi Express" coming out in 2007, remember in ought-2 when I invented the McTofuwich? It took me a while to get the soy based imitation beef product to stick to pop sickle sticks, but it ended up looking a lot like the McRib(TM) but with sticks to spit out.

Rocky's going to be there, and I'm going to challenge him to a tofu dog eating contest then the two of us are going to lead a march on that stupid fucking Atkins center.

DIE MEATMONGERS DIE!!!!!

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Great post, thanks. Needed more pictures though.

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